The Space Divers and the Planet of Blorp

When Captain Zog zooms back to Earth and invites Milo and Pickles on a brand-new space mission, they fly across the galaxy to visit Planet Blorp — a planet where the grass is orange, the clouds are square, the aliens eat with their feet, and everyone says "Blorp!" for hello. With three-eyed new friends, a foot-feast of glowing Jellysticks, and one very generous trade, Milo discovers that "different" is the most wonderful word in the universe. A funny 9-minute Space Divers adventure about cultural awareness, vocabulary, and generous friendship, for kids ages 4–8.

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Milo the young Earth explorer wearing a glowing silver space helmet, standing on the soft orange grass of Planet Blorp with his dog Pickles beside him in a tiny pet-sized space helmet, gently touching foreheads with a smiling tall three-eyed purple Blorp alien who is wearing a hat on its back and a backpack on its head, while Captain Zog stands proudly nearby in his uniform, Bloop the small floating alien beeps beside him, and Gloob the wobbly jelly alien sniffs the air happily — all under a sky full of fluffy square purple clouds with the colorful Starship Whiffle parked in the background.
Age4-8
Reading Time9 min
Speed
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One sunny Saturday afternoon, Milo was building a fort in his backyard.

Pickles was helping.

(By which I mean Pickles was lying in the middle of the fort, refusing to move.)

Then suddenly —

WOOOOOSH!

A glowing spaceship swooped down over the trees.

It landed gently right next to Milo's lemonade stand.

spaceship lands in milo backyard

The door opened.

"GREETINGS, EARTHLING!" came a cheerful voice.

It was Captain Zog!

Bloop floated out beside him.

Gloob wobbled out and immediately sniffed the lawn.

"Mmm…" said Gloob. "Earth grass. Tangy."

Milo grinned. "You guys came back!"

"We have a NEW mission!" Zog announced.

"And we need our favorite Earthling — and his favorite Earth dog!"

Pickles barked proudly.

Bloop beeped. "We are visiting Planet Blorp today."

"What's on Planet Blorp?" Milo asked.

Zog raised one finger dramatically.

"Planet Blorp has DIFFERENT things. New things. Strange things. WONDERFUL things."

"Are you ready to meet them?"

Milo's eyes sparkled. "Absolutely!"

"Before we go," said Zog, "SAFETY CHECK!"

Bloop produced a tiny silver space helmet.

"Put this on."

Milo placed it carefully on his head. It glowed softly around him.

"Buckle in!" said Zog.

Click.

"And one more rule," said Bloop seriously. "When we land on a new planet — stay with your team. Always."

"Got it," said Milo.

Pickles got his own little helmet too.

"Pickle-net," Gloob declared proudly, sniffing it. "Smells brave."

WOOOOOSH!

The Starship Whiffle blasted off.

Soon, they zoomed past stars, past comets, past a planet shaped like a donut.

(Zog took a long admiring look.)

Then they arrived.

Planet Blorp was small, soft, and very purple.

The grass was orange.

The clouds were square.

And a friendly little crowd was already waiting.

The Blorps were tall, thin, and three-eyed, wearing hats on their backs and backpacks on their heads.

"Hello!" Milo called brightly, waving.

But the Blorps just stood there, smiling.

One stepped forward and gently leaned his forehead toward Milo.

Milo blinked.

"…I think he's trying to say hi?" he whispered.

Zog cleared his throat.

"On Blorp, hello is not a wave. Hello is a forehead-touch."

"Oh!" said Milo.

He leaned forward carefully, and the Blorp gently touched his forehead.

"BLORP!" the alien said cheerfully.

"Blorp means hello here," Bloop whispered.

Milo smiled.

"Blorp!" he said back.

The whole crowd of Blorps cheered.

"BLORP! BLORP! BLORP!"

Milo laughed. "I love this planet already."

milo meets the blorps with forehead greeting

The Blorps led them to a long purple table set for a feast.

But there were no chairs.

Milo looked around. "How do we eat?"

A nearby Blorp lifted her foot up to the table and gently grabbed a glowing wobbly stick of food with her toes.

She nibbled it happily.

Milo's mouth fell open.

"They eat with their FEET?!"

"They do," said Zog. "It is the Blorp way."

Gloob sniffed eagerly. "Smells spectacular."

Milo hesitated.

For a tiny second, he was going to laugh.

But then he looked at the smiling Blorps, who looked SO excited to share their feast with him.

So instead, Milo sat down…

…and tried to lift his foot up to the table.

It was wobbly.

It was wiggly.

It was really, really hard.

But the Blorps clapped happily as he managed to wiggle one glowing stick into his hand.

"It's called a Jellystick," Bloop whispered.

Milo took a tiny bite.

the feet eating feast of jellysticks

His eyes widened.

"It tastes like… strawberry clouds."

"BLORPITY-BLORP!" said a Blorp happily.

"That means thank you," Bloop translated.

Milo grinned. "Blorpity-blorp!"

The Blorps cheered again.

After the feast, Milo did something special.

He pulled a small bag out of his pocket.

Inside were three homemade Earth cookies he had packed for the trip.

"These are for you," he said, holding the bag out to the Blorps.

"They're from my planet. My mom made them."

The Blorps gasped happily.

They had never seen a cookie before.

The tallest Blorp took one carefully, sniffed it, and nibbled.

His three eyes went round.

"BLOOOOOORP!" he cheered.

(The very biggest blorp anyone had ever heard.)

In return, the Blorps gave Milo a small woven basket of glowing Jellysticks.

"For your friends on Earth," the tall Blorp said softly.

Milo's heart felt full.

It was like the very best kind of trade — the kind made of kindness.

cookie and jellystick gift exchange

The Blorps showed Milo and the team many other wonderful things.

A Blorp child wore his backpack on his head and laughed when Milo tried.

(Milo's helmet bonked the backpack three times before he gave up.)

Pickles got a back-hat of his own.

Gloob wobbled around in his own brand-new back-hat proudly.

"It is the way," Gloob said wisely.

Bloop beeped. "I am taking notes."

Zog took notes too. (His notes mostly said "wonderful" in different colors.)

When it was time to go, the Blorps gathered around the Starship Whiffle.

The tallest one stepped forward.

He pressed his forehead gently against Milo's one last time.

"Blorpity-blorp, Wobble-Wobble," he said softly.

"What does Wobble-Wobble mean?" Milo whispered to Bloop.

Bloop's beeps sounded a little warmer than usual.

"It means friend."

Milo's eyes shone.

"Blorpity-blorp, Wobble-Wobble," he said back.

And then he very carefully gave the tall Blorp a high-five.

The Blorp looked at his hand.

"What is this?"

"Oh!" said Milo. "On Earth, it's called a high-five. It means we're friends."

The tall Blorp tried it himself, gently slapping his palm against another Blorp's.

"BLORP!" he gasped, delighted.

Soon every Blorp on the planet was high-fiving everyone else, laughing happily.

(Captain Zog was being high-fived by twelve Blorps at once.)

high five chaos goodbye on planet blorp

"This is the best day of my career," Zog announced solemnly.

When the Whiffle lifted off, Planet Blorp waved goodbye with all its three-eyed, foot-eating, back-hat-wearing wonderfulness.

Milo waved out the window.

"Best planet ever," he said quietly.

"Different from Earth," said Zog proudly.

"Different from Octorbox 9," said Bloop.

"Different from Planet Tangytangy," said Gloob.

"Different is the best thing," said Milo.

And the Starship Whiffle zoomed home with a basket of glowing Jellysticks for all of Milo's friends.

Back in his backyard, Milo unpacked his Jellystick basket carefully.

He shared one with Pickles.

He shared one with his mom.

He shared one with the neighbor's cat.

Everyone tried something new.

Everyone said "Blorpity-blorp" for the rest of the night.

And somewhere far, far away —

across the stars —

a planet full of three-eyed, forehead-touching, foot-eating, back-hat-wearing Blorps was high-fiving the moon.

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What Kids Learn

  • Different cultures do things differently — and all of them are wonderful
  • "Blorp," "Jellystick," and "Wobble-Wobble" — new words from a new place (and we can learn new words anywhere!)
  • Generous gifts don't have to be big — sometimes one homemade cookie can mean the world
  • Before any big adventure, safety always comes first: helmet on, buckle up, stay with your team
  • Trying new things — like eating with your feet — is part of meeting new friends
  • High-fives translate across the universe

Parents Corner

This funny Space Divers adventure celebrates one of childhood's most important lessons: meeting people who do things differently — and respecting them for it. As Milo visits a planet where greetings, food, and clothes all work in unfamiliar ways, he models the perfect response to difference: curiosity, courage, and kindness instead of laughter. The story also gently teaches space-style safety habits and sends kids home with a basket of fun new "alien words" to use at the dinner table. A wonderful conversation starter for talking with children about different cultures, traditions, and the joy of trying something new.

Meet the Characters

Common Questions

Is this a funny story?
Yes — it's classic Space Divers humor. A planet where everyone eats with their feet, wears hats on their backs, and says "Blorp!" for hello is exactly the kind of silly premise this collection is built for. Kids will giggle the whole way through.
What age group is this story for?
Ages 4 to 8. The vocabulary is approachable, the humor is age-appropriate, and the cultural-awareness lesson is introduced in a way young children can easily understand.
What does this story teach about other cultures?
It teaches kids that different cultures have different customs, words, foods, and ways of doing things — and that all of them are wonderful, not weird. When Milo almost laughs at the Blorps' way of eating, he stops himself and tries their way instead. That tiny choice is the heart of the story.
Does this story include alien words my child will repeat?
Almost certainly — and that's the fun. Kids learn Blorp (hello), Blorpity-blorp (thank you), Jellystick (a glowing alien food), and Wobble-Wobble (friend). Most children will be saying "Blorpity-blorp!" for days. It's a playful, gentle introduction to the idea that other languages are exciting, not scary.
How does it teach safety?
Captain Zog leads a real "SAFETY CHECK!" before lift-off — Milo puts on a space helmet, buckles his seatbelt, and is reminded to always stay with your team on a new planet. These space-style habits map cleanly to real-world safety routines like wearing helmets, fastening seatbelts, and sticking close in unfamiliar places.
Is this story scary in any way?
Not at all. There are no villains, no danger, and no fear. The whole story is built on friendly aliens, silly customs, and warm gift-exchange. The ending is upbeat and full of laughter.
Do my kids need to read other Space Divers stories first?
Not at all. This story stands fully on its own. New readers will meet Milo, Pickles, Captain Zog, Bloop, and Gloob through the adventure, while existing fans of The Space Fart Collectors and The Space Divers and the Planet of Floating Lights will recognize them right away.

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